I bought my first pair of boots.
And I went two-stepping in them.
Austin Knights dominate and place 1st in the Parrothead 7s Rugby Tournament in Tulsa, OK. I’m honored to be able to share the field with such an incredible group of women. #rugbylife
I laughed way too hard, long, and loud when I saw this!
Cat and Alex gave me flowers for my birthday. I decided to throw them out today. What… the.. fuck… THE SMELL!!
My hands smell like butt hole!! And, of course, I spilled the water from one vase all over the kitchen floor and now my apartment also smells like butt hole.
This may be my lamest birthday ever. None of my friends here knew it was my birthday until late last night and this its all exacerbated by the emotionally draining events that happened after Bloodfest. I should have kept my damn mouth closed and never expressed my feelings. Well… actually, someone else should have kept her damn mouth closed but bitches be thirsty.
I miss my family and friends tremendously. Its days like this that make me feel completely alone in this big city.
Played in my first 7s game and tournament this weekend! Not too bad! Although, I did play on the Social side so it wasnt that competitive. But I survived! My first game I played every minute…except the LAST minute! URRGHH! I almost lasted a whole game but had to be carried off the field because I got injured in a ruck when some 200lb girl landed on my calf with her knee!
I also broke my finger on my first tackle off the game! It was disgusting and was curved into a ‘S.’ I was lucky to have my team’s trainer playing next to me on the pitch. She popped that baby back into place right then and there. It made it difficult SO to scrum. I was put in as Hooker for the first game and couldnt bind to my own team because of my broken finger. The Sir grabbed my injured hand and placed it in the correct spot. I almost punched that mrthrfrckrr in the faaaaaccee! OMG, it hurt so bad. So I had to bind to a Prop with a pinky finger. First time Hooking and Propping this weekend, too. I won a few scrums!!
All in all, the tournament was a great experience and I’m really glad I’m playing 7s.
Her episode was hilarious!
Went to Top Golf with the wifey yesterday. We played about 5 games and I woke up super sore. I feel old. But I dominated!! And I actually hit it out to the blue target, which is the third farthest target, maybe 150 yds? No, but really, why am I super sore? Gotta get better! I have my first 7s tournament this weekend!
Went to Hippie Hollow with the wifey today.
Holey Moley Wrinkled Old Man Penis! I always heard nude beaches were mostly old men but wow…
The guy at the gate gave us the “creeper hotline” just in case we felt harassed. This one guy in particular probably got a chub seeing Alex and I kiss and he was pretty much stalking us the remainder of the time there.
It was all a little weird but I had a lot of fun! Yay for no tan lines!